I came up once and hollered! I came up twice and cried! If that water hadn't a-been so cold I might've sunk and died.
But it was Cold in that water! It was cold!
I took the elevator Sixteen floors above the ground. I thought about my baby And thought I would jump down.
I stood there and I hollered! I stood there and I cried! If it hadn't a-been so high I might've jumped and died.
But it was High up there! It was high!
So since I'm still here livin', I guess I will live on. I could've died for love-- But for livin' I was born
Though you may hear me holler, And you may see me cry-- I'll be dogged, sweet baby, If you gonna see me die.
Life is fine! Fine as wine! Life is fine!
- Langston Hughes
In Russia, things are done slightly different, to say the least. Whether it’s because of the frigidly cold weather or maybe the amounts of alcohol, some things are done in a way very far from anything that would ever be considered normal in the Western world. The unique Russian way extends itself to pretty much everything they do, which creates some seriously bizarre and tacky images that will leave you saying ”only in Russia”.
Disclaimer: This article is meant as satire and is not meant to offend any of its readers or any individuals featured here.
Russia is also well known for its very beautiful and seductive women who are also known to be hard workers. Sometimes though, we’re not even sure if they are actually women.
What could be more tempting to a girl than a very rich man? And what better way to tell her that you’ve got a lot of money than to spread it across your body in your Tinder profile picture. Oh, Russia.